Fiction
My husband and I are throwing an inguration dinner tonight in honor of George W. Bush. We have invited the local chapter of the Republican Party as well as some military dignitaries that work with my husband. The dress is formal in honor of the high nature of the occasion. Because the guest list is over 100, I decided to hire a catering company.
That way I wont have to slave over the stove all day and I wont have to worry about the appetizers, I can leave myself free for political conversation.
The house is decked out in red white and blue. We have duct tape an American flag to our front door. ( You cant really see the duck tape) We have loose red white and blue balloons covering the front lawn in the shape of the flag. That way when our helipcopter guests arrive, they will see our house.
Conviently, we have 3 dogs. We have dyed each of them a different color of the flag so they fit in with the decor. I considered making them little whitewhigs made of cotton balls ( to look like our founding fathers) but I thought that might be going too far.
It might have been too much for the dogs, but my husband willingly wore a white cotton ball whig. I even attached a cotton ball ponytail for a more realistic look.
In case we have any guests that consume a little too much alcohol, I have flipped the sheets over on the beds so the tops will be nice and fresh. I was down to one roll of toilet paper to split between the two bathrooms so I separated the two ply and each bathroom has a single ply roll. Economical and a time saver. To spruce it up a bit I added a stamp of the american flag to each square. Decorative and a keepsake!
That way I wont have to slave over the stove all day and I wont have to worry about the appetizers, I can leave myself free for political conversation.
The house is decked out in red white and blue. We have duct tape an American flag to our front door. ( You cant really see the duck tape) We have loose red white and blue balloons covering the front lawn in the shape of the flag. That way when our helipcopter guests arrive, they will see our house.
Conviently, we have 3 dogs. We have dyed each of them a different color of the flag so they fit in with the decor. I considered making them little whitewhigs made of cotton balls ( to look like our founding fathers) but I thought that might be going too far.
It might have been too much for the dogs, but my husband willingly wore a white cotton ball whig. I even attached a cotton ball ponytail for a more realistic look.
In case we have any guests that consume a little too much alcohol, I have flipped the sheets over on the beds so the tops will be nice and fresh. I was down to one roll of toilet paper to split between the two bathrooms so I separated the two ply and each bathroom has a single ply roll. Economical and a time saver. To spruce it up a bit I added a stamp of the american flag to each square. Decorative and a keepsake!
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